This is what welcomed me at my front door.
And these are my beautiful trees in the front yard. It looks like my trees had a horrible stomach virus last night.
I would also like to award Andy Dandy with the fictitious award in Rolling. He wins the Most Inappropriate Father Award. Not only did he bring his children with him to roll my house, but he woke them up after midnight and dragged them all around town to litter and throw toilet paper in my trees.
You can come get your trophy when you like.