I got my first piece of Fan Mail the other day and I just had to share.
On the inside it says "Dieting was Impossible until I got "the Patch.""
And then a friend emailed me a quote for the day that I just had to post.
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.