I really hope you enjoy this today because I find it hysterical. Ok maybe that is lack of sleep talking but it is still so funny to me.
...that I missed all my stories last night because they will play them all online today.
...that I just had to take a break 2 lines into this post to go get my glasses out of the car cause I officially cannot see! I'm getting old!
...that I am taking a lunch break today to go buy a lint roller. I was going to work through but nah!
...that for the last 2 days I have fed the children in my care breakfast from a gas station. They like it and it saves boo-coos of time.
...that my sisters house is like the freakin wild kingdom with creatures everywhere and that I have fallen in love with the cat.
A break, 30 seconds to eat a ice cream sandwich and love the cat a little bit.
Getting ready for bed!!! hahahahahah! I cant even take this seriously!
I only post these because they have cracked my sisters up this week. I'm becoming the old cat lady. I can just see it now. In 30 years Ill be sitting on my front porch in a rocker in a tear stained wedding dress that is tattered at the bottom where the cats have scratched at it!!!!!!!
...that I hate the damn dog and have to stop myself from taking the .22 out of my purse and shooting the stupid Son of a B#*!% every single time I walk outside. We have NOT bonded!!!
...that I have not flossed in 2 days.
...today is my doc appt and I am incredibly excited about it because I might get to workout again!!!! Oh I hope so.
...that I passed off frozen Orange Juice as an Emily Speciality to the kids like I do Emily's World Famous Fruit Bowl.
...that I must stop blogging and actually get back to work.
Have a good day guys!!!!