Saturday, April 20, 2013

Doctors Appointment Trama


I don't talk about this appointment much because I find the annual Gyno visit the most uncomfortable, embarrassing, and most traumatic experience of the year.  I start thinking about it weeks in advance and just want it to be over.  But I go, every single year because its what I am supposed to do as a woman and its what you do!

My best attempt at Gyno humor, because I don't find it funny at all...and because the one I really wanted to post was rated R and this was much more PG!

So I have to find some humor in this horrible experience.  Today I was informed that because of changes in health care that women no longer have to get a pap every year as long as they are young and have never had a bad result.  The doc had me up in stirrups while sharing this wonderful news with me.  Can we possibly talk with my feet on the ground?!!!?!?!?!

Now after he tells me of this treat I find out that I am only missing out on the Q-tip part of the exam...he is still going to absolutely murder my ovaries and get ALL UP in my business but no Q-tip and no test to find out if I have Uterine cancer.  Do they realize that I am the person who self diagnosis herself with some kind of cancer every day?  If you are already going to be up in my business lets test it all!!!

The only reason I had to tell you all this tonight was because of the hilarious text my sister sent me right after my appointment...

And its comments like this that make me love this girl!!!!

Finally the appointment was over and I got to put my feet down.  The doc told me to lose some weight and I refrained from screaming at the top of my lungs "Ive lost 65lbs so far!!"  I did tell him that I was losing and tried not to hurt myself patting myself of the back.

I was finally done, out of the office, able to breath again, and I treated myself to a Krispy Kreme since I had to endure the Gyno!  I figure 200 calories for a hot donut was worth it.

The rest of the day I dedicated to cleaning up my house.  I have spent the last few weeks in my filthy house just hoping that no one needed to come over.  It was a pigs sty and since I had a little extra time I dedicated the afternoon-midnight cleaning. 

I got my bedroom under control.  I organized my closet and cleaned the bathroom and got all the laundry to the laundry room (not washed yet) and even vacuumed the floor.  I still have the kitchen, living room, and laundry to do but I made big progress today!  I have to get this house cleaned up this weekend or I'm afraid it will be condemned. 


Tomorrow I do have a workout planned for the morning and then I have to work in the yard.  My grass has gotten so high that I could lose my car!  The outside is a wreck too!  I'm gonna get it under control this weekend. 

Don't forget to check out the FatGirl GIVEAWAY underway right now!  By the way I am loving the selfies on Instagram!!!!!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'm trying not to be offended that you just skipped over the best part of the day.

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